Original Transmission
Date 5th Nov 2006
Time 10:00pm
Duration 49'07"
Viewers 1.4m (2nd)
Audience App. 84%

Working Title. The Trouble With Lisa

Cast
Captain Jack Harkness John Barrowman
Gwen Cooper Eve Myles
Owen Harper Burn Gorman
Toshiko Sato Naoko Mori
Ianto Jones Gareth David-Lloyd
Rhys Williams Kai Owen
Lisa Caroline Chikezie
Dr Tanizaki Togo Igawa
Annie Bethan Walker


Crew
Written by Chris Chibnall
Produced by Richard Stokes
Directed by James Strong
Created by Russell T Davies
Cyberman created by Kit Pedler & Gerry Davis
Co-Producer Chris Chibnall
1st Assistant Director Nick Brown
2nd Assistant Director Guy de Glanville
3rd Assistant Director Rhian Salisbury
Runners Glen Coxon Llywarch Davies
Location Manager Paul Davies
Location Scouts Nicky James Christian Reynish
Unit Manager Geraint Havard Jones
Production Co-ordinator Carmelina Palumbo
Asst Prod Co-ordinator Kate Powell
Production Secretary Margarita Felices
Script Secretaries Helen Pugsley Claire Thomas
Contracts Assistant Beth Britton
Continuity Llinos Wyn Jones
Script Editor Brian Minchin
Camera Operator Gareth Hughes
Focus Puller Duncan Fowlie
Camera Assistant Mani Blaxter Paliwala
Grip Dai Hopkins
Boom Operator Jeff Welch
Gaffer Dave Fowler
Best Boy Steve Slocombe
Stunt Co-ordinator Tom Lucy
Stunt Performer Will Willoughby
Chief Super Art Director Stephen Nicholas
Supervising Art Director Keith Dunne
Art Dep Prod Manager Jonathan Marquand Allison
Art Dep Op Manager Adrian Anscombe
Assistant Art Director Matthew Savage
Art Dep Co-ordinator Matthew North
Design Assistants Ben Austin Al Roberts
Standby Art Director Dafydd Shurmer
Standby Props Brian Patrick Henry
Standby Carpenter Will Pope
Standby Rigger Keith Freeman
Concept Artists Ian Bunting Peter McKinstry
Designer Julian Luxton
Property Master Nick Thomas
Production Buyer Ben Morris
Props Storeman Charlie Malik
Specialist Props Maker Mark Cordory
Props Maker Penny Howarth
Construction Manager Matthew Hywel-Davies
Construction Chargehand Scott Fisher
Graphics BBC Wales Graphic Design
Costume Supervisor Charlotte Mitchell
Costume Assistants Bobby Peach Sarah Morgan
Make-Up Supervisor Claire Pritchard
Make-Up Artists Sarah Astley-Hughes Kate Roberts
Casting Associate Andy Brierley
Assistant Editor Matt Mullins
Post Prod Supervisors Helen Vallis Chris Blatchford
Post Prod Co-ordinator Marie Brown
On Line Editor Matthew Clarke
Colourist Mick Vincent
Vis Effects Co-ordinator Kim Phelan
3D Artists Nicholas Hernandez Jean-Claude Deguara Neil Roche
2D Artists Sara Bennett Joe Courtis Charlie Bennett
Dubbing Mixer Tom Ricketts
Supervising Sound Editor Doug Sinclair
Sound Editor Paul McFadden
Sound FX Editor Howard Eaves
Senior Prod Accountant Endaf Emyr Williams
Casting Director Andy Pryor CDG
Production Accountant Ceri Tothill
Sound Recordist Jeff Matthews
Costume Designer Ray Holman
Make-Up Designer Marie Doris
Music Murray Gold
Visual Effects The Mill
Visual Effects Producers Will Cohen Marie Jones
Visual FX Supervisor Dave Houghton
On-Set Visual FX Supervisor Barney Curnow
Special Effects Any Effects
Prosthetics Neill Gorton, Rob Mayor & Millennium Effects
Prosthetics Supervisors Martin Rezard Pete Hawkins
Production Managers Debbi Slater Marcus Prince
Editor Mike Jones
Production Designer Edward Thomas
Director of Photography Mark Waters
Associate Producer Terry Reeve
Production Executive Julie Scott
Assistant Producer Sophie Fante
Executive Producers Russell T Davies Julie Gardner


Plot Outline From Wikipedia

It is an uneventful day at Torchwood Three, and the team are playing basketball when Ianto arrives. They pay little attention to him, and decide to go out for a drink. Alone in the Hub, Ianto orders pizza just as a Japanese doctor named Tanizaki arrives. Ianto brings Tanizaki into the depths of the Hub and shows him a partially cyber-converted woman strapped to a cyber-conversion unit. Ianto introduces her as Lisa.

As Tanizaki, a cybernetics expert, examines Lisa, Ianto explains that his girlfriend Lisa worked in London, at Torchwood One during the Cyberman invasion. Near the end of the Battle of Canary Wharf the Cybermen were desperate for troops, so they began grafting cyber-components onto bodies instead of transplanting their brains. While Torchwood One began to burn, Ianto dragged Lisa out. Tanizaki asks how Ianto knew how to hook Lisa up to the correct support machines and to his surprise, she wakes up and replies that she told him. Although she is still in pain, she apparently retains her human mind. The two want Tanizaki to find a way to turn her human again.

Taking her to the autopsy room, Tanizaki manages to get Lisa breathing on her own. She and Ianto are elated, but the rest of the team have received an alert about a UFO over Cardigan Bay and are returning to the Hub. Ianto tells Tanizaki to help Lisa back down to the basement while he cleans up. Once there, however, Lisa grabs Tanizaki by the throat. Subduing him and speaking in a Cyberman-sounding voice, she secures Tanizaki in the cyber-conversion frame and activates it.

Above, Jack notices the sudden power drain and asks Toshiko to check. However, Ianto interrupts, claiming that the generators had been acting up and offers to fix it himself, turning down Gwen's offer of help. To Ianto's horror, he finds Tanizaki's bloodied corpse on the floor with cybernetic parts clumsily grafted to his face. Lisa simply states that Tanizaki's "upgrade" — her way of repaying him — failed. Ianto is upset, but tries to rationalise it by telling Lisa she did not mean it and that it is just some post-traumatic side effect. He tells her to stay in the basement and that this cannot happen again. Pulling himself together, he hides the body, while Lisa returns to the frame and re-energises.

Jack tells Toshiko to send a polite message to the UFO (an Arkan leisure cruiser) to leave Earth's atmosphere. Lisa's new power drain attracts attention, and Toshiko finds two life signs in the basement. One is Ianto's, but the other is unknown. Jack concludes that they are under attack and starts handing out sidearms. Gwen and Owen go to find Ianto, and Jack warns them to shoot first if there is any doubt; their main priority is to find Ianto.

The power source is interfering with communications as Gwen and Owen approach the basement room. Toshiko goes through the internal CCTV records and finds that someone has removed images from the system. However, she finds one that shows Ianto showing Tanizaki into the Hub.

Gwen and Owen burst into the room, guns at the ready. The conversion unit is empty, but Owen recognises it for what it is. They turn off the unit and base power automatically comes up. Owen reports the presence of the unit to Jack, who orders them back up immediately. Before Owen can respond, Lisa attacks him and knocks him out, next advancing on Gwen. Jack rushes down, telling Toshiko to activate lockdown procedures if she does not hear from him in fifteen minutes. Lisa disarms Gwen and places her in the unit, starting it up.

Jack is about to shoot Lisa when Ianto pushes him against a wall, allowing Lisa to escape. The unit is shut down just before the knives get to Gwen by shutting off the power to the whole base. However, they are now trapped inside. Ianto apologises, and Jack realises that he is somehow responsible for this. Jack turns his gun on Ianto and marches him back to the Hub to interrogate him, carrying an unconscious Owen and accompanied by Gwen.

Owen regains consciousness as Jack asks Ianto what else he is keeping from them, and Ianto retorts that all the others want from him is to clean up after them, no questions asked; they have never asked about his life. He argues that, as Lisa fell in battle for Torchwood, they owe it to her to find a cure. Jack tells him there is none and explains that this is how it starts, with a small decision. The Cybermen work by exploiting human weakness, and if they do not stop her, a base will be set up from which they will sweep across the universe, assimilating everyone. However, Ianto refuses to give up on Lisa.

Toshiko reports that it will take six hours to get the power back up. As Ianto offers to talk to Lisa, she appears and tells them that the base is suitable and the "army" will be rebuilt from here. When Ianto and Jack point out that Lisa still looks human, her own appearance disgusts her. She offers to transplant her brain into Ianto's body so that they can be together as one, asking if this would be what love is. When Ianto disagrees, she tells him they are incompatible and throws him aside, with him landing unconscious facedown in a pool of water. The others run into the board room and decide that Lisa must be destroyed at all costs.

Jack hands Toshiko a device that will unlock any door in 45 seconds, and orders her to go up to the reception area and charge up two power rods that should give them enough power for what they need. Lisa reaches the board room, and Jack distracts her while Toshiko leaves and Owen and Gwen go to the autopsy room to scavenge any weapons they can. Lisa grabs Jack and electrocutes him. As the others look on, Jack gets up, but Lisa "deletes" him again and he stays down.

Toshiko manages to get through the main door before Lisa reaches her. Lisa moves towards Owen and Gwen instead, who hide together in one of the freezers. Jack wakes up again, and revives Ianto by breathing life into him with a kiss, as Owen and Gwen start kissing passionately themselves in the freezer. Gwen's mobile phone goes off, alerting Lisa to where they are. Gwen and Owen scramble out of the freezer. When Lisa moves towards Gwen, Owen tells her not to touch Gwen and stabs one of Lisa's unarmoured areas with a scalpel. However, this only momentarily disables Lisa.

Up in the reception area, Toshiko finishes her rewiring. Down below, Jack holds Lisa off with a blow torch and sprays the special "barbecue sauce" that helps their pet pterodactyl identify its food. It flies down and attacks Lisa, who screams while the others use the now-powered invisible lift to escape.

In Roald Dahl Plass, Toshiko rejoins them. Ianto punches Jack for leaving Lisa for dead, and warns him that one day he will have the chance to save Jack, but will watch him suffer and die instead. Toshiko informs them that she managed to trip the lockdown timer, so power should be returning to the base. Hearing this, Ianto runs back to the front entrance, the rest giving chase. Meanwhile, the pizza delivery girl arrives and is let into the Hub, where she hears the pterodactyl's cries as Lisa, bloodied but standing, appears behind her.

Ianto grabs a gun from the reception desk and holds it on the others, threatening to shoot if they follow. Jack disarms him and points his own revolver at Ianto's head, insisting that Ianto's loyalty is to the team now, adding that if he does not kill Lisa, Jack will kill both of them. Ianto stands up to Jack, accusing him of being the biggest monster of all. Jack lets Ianto go, giving him ten minutes.

Ianto finds pizza boxes and a power drain occurring. Going to the basement room, he sees Lisa dead on the floor, her head bloody. Someone calls out his name, and Ianto turns to see the delivery girl, with stitches around the top of her head. She tells him she is Lisa; she took the girl's body and transplanted the brain so they could be together. He sobs, hugging her, then pushes her away, holding his gun on her. She protests that she did this for him as Ianto finally breaks down in tears, turning away. When she adds that they can both be upgraded, several shots ring out in succession as the other Torchwood members open fire, killing her. Ianto falls to his knees in front of Lisa's cybernetic body.

Ianto returns to the Hub the next day, and looks up at Jack in the board room. Jack simply nods, and Ianto nods back, starting to clear up the rubbish of the others. Gwen watches him and muses about all the deception, just because Ianto could not bear to live without Lisa. She asks Jack if he has ever loved anyone that much but he does not reply. Gwen adds that for a moment she believed that Jack could have really died. Jack replies that he did as well, and, for just that second, he felt so alive.

Analysis by Cuisle

For those prepared to suspend disbelief and enjoy this was a deep, dark story in which Ianto’s relationship with the Torchwood Team was SERIOUSLY tested. It was possible to fully understand his motives. He clearly loved the half-cyberwoman, Lisa. His refusal to give up on her is probably the most honest and real Human characteristic possible. But at the same time his inability to accept that she was too far gone to be Human again made it necessary for his colleagues to make desperate decisions. Ianto accuses Jack of being the biggest monster of all, but he isn’t. He acted throughout with the same leadership skills that shone so brightly in previous weeks. But this time the gloves were off. He had to be hard and even cruel in order to save everyone, including the rogue Ianto. There were no compromises possible.

How Ianto is going to recover the trust of the group is the big question. Up until now he had appeared to be something of the faithful servant of the Team, uncomplainingly fetching coffee and take away food, manning the outer office, and being taken for granted by everyone. It was inevitable, perhaps, that something should happen to challenge that. Narrative causality dictated that Ianto should have a crisis that focuses on his role in the team. But this was SUCH a crisis it seemed to have threatened that very role. And perhaps that is the way it should be. This ISN’T Stargate SG1. This is a much rawer, real series. Relationships aren’t easy. There is no bonding under crisis and then off to the bar together afterwards as stronger friends than before. If the relationship is strained, then it may well mend, but not easily.
Scenes worthy of note – All the ones involving the cyberwoman, of course. But beyond that, it is worth pointing out the parallel kissing scenes. Owen and Gwen, hiding in the morgue, shared a kiss that neither seemed to be complaining about at the time, though it caused them embarrassment afterwards. Meanwhile Jack kisses an unconscious Ianto very tenderly. It looks at first like a straightforward kiss of life, but seems to turn into something rather more passionate. My guess is that Jack was sharing some of his ‘lifeforce’ with Ianto. Something he is completely unaware of and not in the mood to be grateful for even if he was. But it shows Jack’s determination to protect all of his friends and colleagues, even despite themselves.
Jack’s one on one fight with the cyberwoman, in which he is ‘killed’ twice is another powerful scene. It shows what his previous ‘death’ in the pilot episode didn’t show – that these multiple deaths hurt him. Is immortality is a gift or a curse? The jury is still out on that one as far as Jack is concerned.

We get a closer look at the Pterodactyl tonight. The scale of the creature was not made clear before. The scene of it fighting the cyberwoman was completely believable and a credit to the special effects team.

All well and good. There are a few loopholes in the plot, like HOW did Ianto get her out of Torchwood 1 when everything was being dragged into the void. How exactly does even a cyberwoman perform a brain transplant on herself? Where in all of this transplanting of brain tissue and flesh does the Human soul come into it all? These are the unanswered questions that, perhaps, we’ll still be thinking about months from now.